Nasty Advertising
Did you ever notice how many nasty slogans there are? Well, if you don't know what I mean, here's Pepsi's slogan:
"Brown and Bubbly." How would you like to drink something brown and bubbly? Here's another gross one: Back 37 years ago, when my dad was twelve, there was this slogan for Alka-Seltzer that went like this: "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, oh what a relief it is!" I never did like Alka-Seltzer... Or how would you like to get something brown in your mail? Well, UPS can give that to you. Their slogan is "What can Brown do for you?" I don't want Brown to do anything for me! Guess who's logo is a finger with brown stuff on it. And guess what slogan goes with that logo! Follow the finger! That's Butterfinger's logo and slogan. Want one?
"Brown and Bubbly." How would you like to drink something brown and bubbly? Here's another gross one: Back 37 years ago, when my dad was twelve, there was this slogan for Alka-Seltzer that went like this: "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, oh what a relief it is!" I never did like Alka-Seltzer... Or how would you like to get something brown in your mail? Well, UPS can give that to you. Their slogan is "What can Brown do for you?" I don't want Brown to do anything for me! Guess who's logo is a finger with brown stuff on it. And guess what slogan goes with that logo! Follow the finger! That's Butterfinger's logo and slogan. Want one?
posted by madcow at 7:56 PM
1 Comments:
I think that all these slogans are really nasty. I never really did like pepsi.. But, this just lowered my opinion of it to uh... about zero. I found this blog very interesting, and think it will leave an impression on the world.
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